"Guns don’t kill people. People who say “Guns don’t kill people” kill people. With guns."
2nd favorite Rob Delaney tweet (about gun control.)
"If somebody tells you to “go fuck yourself” you should openly masturbate until completion in front of them"
"He was acutely aware of the multiple dimensions of HIV spanning science to society and had a heart of gold. This is a huge loss for the field"
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
"And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?"